February 2012
i’m a little drunk, maybe half, pssibly whotle , but i know that imiss you and you ahve a kid and isn’t atht weird and i just i worry worry worry that i’ll never be with someone who is as great a lover as you. i worry i’ll grow old and never again have sex that good.
tasteofginandmaliciousintent:
I really do have this irrational fear that when I wear my socks too long, my toes start to get so cramped that i’m afraid they will mesh together to be one toe. I know it’s crazy but like, it’s an actual fear. I have to wiggle them and take off my socks immediately.
i love cheyannnena lkjsfd;lajsd CHEYANNE
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abbyyahoo replied to your post: abbyyahoo replied to your post: wishing i were…
i miss you too, when are coming up? :)
i’ll be home mid april for four months straight so i’ll be seeing a ton of you :)
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abbyyahoo replied to your post: wishing i were home slam drunk with nate right now…
hahahaha, miss you munchkin!
wishing i were home slam drunk with nate right now :(. sad and jealous.
my night consisted of taking care of a really drunk friend who PUKED ON ME WHILE I WAS DRIVING. also she puked in my car, on herself, at a gas station, in her dorm, pretty much every place ever. anyways i spent the night alone with her crying because i was almost positive she had alcohol poisoning and didn’t know if i should take her to the hospital. my other lovely friends had called me to...
going to reslife at 3 to try and get a room change for real, then going to apply for some jobs on the island and near vilano, fingers crossed. after which i’m going to come back, eat dinner, go to the gym and do some homework. whaddup productive wednesday!
macroblogging:
Sometimes I think about what my friends probably say about me behind my back. I think one thing they probably talk about is how sometimes I act very self-righteous and a bit too upfront with enforcing how everyone should be “nice” and yet other times I get angry and I say bad things about other people. It makes me seem pretty hypocritical, I’m sure.
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More wisdom from my dad
likeloveadore:
“Eating McDonald’s is like sleeping with someone you don’t even like: it’s fun and enjoyable at the time, but you feel gross and regretful afterwards.”
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soooo
i learned not to talk any shit on your roommate on the internet, but i really don’t give a shit if anyone sees this. i’m currently sitting in the hallway because my roommate has such a distinct foul odor. she got back into the room and my eyes literally started watering from the smell. i’m really tired and i would love to take a nap but my room is actually too disgusting to be in...
freaking salivating over this place for next semester. HNGG.
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i’m a little bit drunk and really tired and i just showered and i think i have conditioner in my ear and it’s so uncomfortable but i’m not willing to get up and investigate further.
tasteofginandmaliciousintent:
stayed up to late
I’m sorry I don’t let you sleep enough.
morning, please be good to me.
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UGH
i forgot how much i don’t know how to study and i’m too gross to go to the library right now so i’ll just lay on the floor and look at my ceiling fan and maybe make a flashcard every 20 minutes or so.
morbid?
i often think of what i would say at peoples funerals. (if i were to speak at their funeral, obviously, it’s all very hypothetical, because they’re still living…..)
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iwontsitdown replied to your post: i am just going to leave this here, and also add…
Can we protest him?
i just feel like that wouldn’t solve anything. people who are so set in some bass ackwards way like that just aren’t subject to change. i wish they were, i just feel that realistically there’s nothing you or i can do about it. i haven’t seen him or any of his...
macroblogging:
what’s wrong with the super bowl..it’s exciting! i don’t watch football but i love to see all the commercials and the national anthem and the halftime show and even the football’s pretty fun to watch if you get into it. and if football’s not your thing, just laugh at how the people you’re with get all angry all the time and stand up when things get heated! and there’s always a...
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i am just going to leave this here, and also add how much i abhor this kid. what they don’t mention in the article is how many times i’ve had to walk past this fucker while he goes on misogynistic rants and raves about how all women will burn in hell because women are indecent. i would love nothing more than to punch him in the face.
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missing my friends always.
aching for you guys right now.
don't know
if i can ever remember being this hungover. ew.
i wish
that my schedule was better so i could be a part time nanny but most of those jobs are daytime and i’m only free nights/weekends. life would just be so good right now if i could just get freaking hired. i really don’t want to have to apply at some chain place, i mean i KNOW that beggars can’t be choosers and whatever but i would just really not like to work at some crappy place...
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art-ofalmost replied to your post: i feel ugly today. fuck it. i am going to eat and…
you is smart, you is kind, you is important
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i feel ugly today. fuck it. i am going to eat and drink whatever i want this weekend. i am going to get incredibly drunk, i’d even go as far as to say “white girl wasted”. hannah texted me and said lady in black show bear! (because she calls me bear) ten minutes! but there was no way i could have been ready in ten minutes so i probably missed out on something wonderful. probably...
macroblogging:
what if a mom who is actually a mom who wants to gear her 4 year old daughter to do beauty competitions next year and put her on a crash diet and also calls her mean things and gave her a spray tan dresses her daughter up like hermione from harry potter for halloween and it gets posted on tumblr and all these people comment “parenting: you’re doing it right” but really she’s not...
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“Why don’t they have a WHITE history month?? Why don’t they have NON-handicapped...”
– twitter user woodmuffin (via loveyourchaos)
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it is so fucking easy to say things, you know?
“What we need to let ourselves do is acknowledge that sex is a big deal for some...”
– Libidos, Assumptions, and Miscommunication | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via sexisnottheenemy)
“The moment you say, a male American writer can’t write about a female Pakistani,...”
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